Looking through the reviews, listing all the references, both innocuous and somewhat suspect that relate to the many children “running around” Comet Pizza. Also, the strangeness of the bathrooms is well-documented by these reviewers.
Pretty good pizza. Especially for DC. Lots of kids.
Fun pizza but dirty restaurant and both rooms 👎
The only difference between here and Chuckie Cheese’s is a guy in rat costume. Too many screaming children. WAH.
Great pizza and salad. Bathrooms are not labeled. You have to push on the wood doors.
Really great pizza. You might not get a ping-pong table in the early evening hours, though, with all the little ones.
Come after 9pm for fewer rug rats. Great pizza and beer list!
The bathrooms are tricky, look for wooden doors without handles inside a room with cages
Lots of kids – go after 7 pm. Try the smoke-theme pizza. With a tin roof sundae.
Disappointed. Buffalo wings were mushy not crispy. Pizza was marginal to below. Calzone was dry. Based on the Triple D FN episode, I expected so much more. Mystery bathrooms were the hi-lite.
House of pain Bloody Mary is zippy.